You're Correct... in a twisted sort of way.

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Trivia Tuesday!

Well this is not what I had in mind for 2006, but I have not followed through on drawing a whole lot so, until I get BobBlobBlog drawn up you just get the same old stuff from 2005 ;)

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In 2005, this country acquired a black, female, immigrant head of state (de facto) and its Supreme Court legalized both gay marriage and swingers’ clubs. Where is this?

1. Canada
2. Germany
3. Israel
4. Poland
5. United States

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CANADA. Paul Martin’s Liberal minority government barely survived a parliamentary vote by inducing a Conservative, Belinda Stronach, to switch sides, ending a romance with fellow Conservative Peter MacKay along the way. The government eventually fell after a judicial inquiry into a sponsorship scandal that, ironically enough, exonerated everybody in Martin’s current cabinet. Elsewhere, Germany acquired its first female chancellor, a dour conservative physicist from the East named Angela Merkel, while Poland elected a former child star and Iran elected Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a Holocaust-denier with nuclear aspirations.
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~Pvpeeved

Test, test, and more test!

Hey all, Happy New Year! [just a little early]. I'm hoping todo something a little different in the future with this blog to release my tortured artist... from the basement... so she can earn that weekly whipping. Oh, um, same humor different format.

I am 89% Evil Genius.

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

Take the
Evil Genius Test
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I am 73% Tortured Artist.

Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world.

Take the
Tortured Artist Test
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I am 91% Video Game Addict.

I got a problem, man. I may not find the answer to life in a video game. I need to turn off the console or computer, go outside and try some reality for a change.

Take the
Video Game Addict Test
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See you in 2006!

~PVPeeved

Two Guys, One Computer, and Porn...

Cops Resign After Eyeing Porn on the Job

GENOA, Ohio - Two police officers in northwest Ohio resigned because they had been looking at pornography and participating in online gambling on the department's computer while on duty, Police Chief Chad Millner said Thursday.
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Just something about two guys huddled next to a computer watching porn together that screams Brokenback Mountain. It sound like they were already doing some gambling w/o the online help, if you know what I meen.

How do you go home for the holidays and face friends and family?

Bob: "Everybody now that we are all gathered here together, there is something I would like to say..."
6 year old Niece Jenny: "You got fired for watching porn with another guy, uncle Bob."
Bob: "No sweetheart, It was not for watching porn with another guy, and for the record I was not fired."
5 year old nephew Jay: "Mom said you were fired because your a pervert."
Simon [Jay's Dad]: "Hey, watching porn does not make you a pervert. Sorry you got fired Bob."
Bob: "Look everyone, I was not fired, I resigned... because the department does not support my life style with Frank. I'm moving to England and were getting married. happy holidays."

Happy Holidays to you all, may you all get what you ask for and find peace on earth.

~PVPeeved

Not your parents brand of Crazy.

This is such a Great Photo. Can't you just feel the tension?



Matt: "Come on Tom, Scientology... Really?

Tom: "Look Matt! YOU... Just don't get it. To beat the Aliens, we need to understand the aliens. Think like they do, use their technology against them. It's all in this invisible report, written on an Alien typewriter. Do you need more proof than that? Oh. look a chicken."

~PVPeeved

How about some Holiday Cheer?

Bad Santa: Do you want this man in YOUR chimney?
Reports of "Bad Santas" breaking the law or otherwise wreaking havoc have been circulating around the world.

Armed with a gun, a man in a Santa outfit held up a furniture store in the German town of Ludwigshafen Saturday and forced two cashiers to open the safe. He filled his sack with cash, locked the two women in the safe and escaped.

Last week an inebriated half-naked Santa disrupted a Christmas market in Dabringhausen before police intervened.

Officers in Swanage on the south coast of England said the flasher had struck a number of times since December 6, and a week later exposed himself whilst wearing a Santa Claus outfit.

That incident paled in comparison to what happened in Auckland Saturday when 40 drunken Santas rampaged through the city center, stealing from stores and assaulting security guards in a protest against Christmas becoming too commercial.
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Oh how I love the holidays. I think that a better protest against commercialism would be 40 baby new years rampaging through town. At least the real offenders would be easier to identify in a line up.

I have to admit that I envy the self confidence it must take to dress up as santa and then expose your self to random women... [little know fact, well us guys usually don't know this, that the chipendale guys don't even deliver the full meal deal.] So, to be so confident that you have something that is so special that some random woman wants to see it...

Damn.

That guy dressed as santa or otherwise, must be hung like a horse, which is what I truly envy and not the whole confidence thing.

Happy Holidays ;)

~PVPeeved

Trivia Tuesday!

A double mirage called the fata morgana is sometimes observed over the Strait of Messina, which is also home to a natural whirlpool that may have inspired the Scylla and Charybdis of myth. Where is this strait?

1. between Corsica and Sardinia
2. between Crete and Cyprus
3. between Italy and Sicily
4. between Morocco and Spain
5. between Rhodes and Turkey


ITALY and SICILY. Spain and Morocco, of course, are separated by the Strait of Gibraltar, whose name is an Anglicization of Jebel Tariq, or Mount Tariq, named for the Berber Muslim general Tariq ibn-Ziyad who conquered Spain in 711. The Brits got here in 1704, and have held on ever since, much to Spain’s annoyance. (This being said, on the African side of the strait is an Spanish enclave called Ceuta, which the Moroccans want back.) The Rock of Gibraltar and Abila, a peak in Ceuta, were the ancient Pillars of Hercules.

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~PVPeeved