How about some Holiday Cheer?

Bad Santa: Do you want this man in YOUR chimney?
Reports of "Bad Santas" breaking the law or otherwise wreaking havoc have been circulating around the world.

Armed with a gun, a man in a Santa outfit held up a furniture store in the German town of Ludwigshafen Saturday and forced two cashiers to open the safe. He filled his sack with cash, locked the two women in the safe and escaped.

Last week an inebriated half-naked Santa disrupted a Christmas market in Dabringhausen before police intervened.

Officers in Swanage on the south coast of England said the flasher had struck a number of times since December 6, and a week later exposed himself whilst wearing a Santa Claus outfit.

That incident paled in comparison to what happened in Auckland Saturday when 40 drunken Santas rampaged through the city center, stealing from stores and assaulting security guards in a protest against Christmas becoming too commercial.
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Oh how I love the holidays. I think that a better protest against commercialism would be 40 baby new years rampaging through town. At least the real offenders would be easier to identify in a line up.

I have to admit that I envy the self confidence it must take to dress up as santa and then expose your self to random women... [little know fact, well us guys usually don't know this, that the chipendale guys don't even deliver the full meal deal.] So, to be so confident that you have something that is so special that some random woman wants to see it...

Damn.

That guy dressed as santa or otherwise, must be hung like a horse, which is what I truly envy and not the whole confidence thing.

Happy Holidays ;)

~PVPeeved