Two Guys, One Computer, and Porn...

Cops Resign After Eyeing Porn on the Job

GENOA, Ohio - Two police officers in northwest Ohio resigned because they had been looking at pornography and participating in online gambling on the department's computer while on duty, Police Chief Chad Millner said Thursday.
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Just something about two guys huddled next to a computer watching porn together that screams Brokenback Mountain. It sound like they were already doing some gambling w/o the online help, if you know what I meen.

How do you go home for the holidays and face friends and family?

Bob: "Everybody now that we are all gathered here together, there is something I would like to say..."
6 year old Niece Jenny: "You got fired for watching porn with another guy, uncle Bob."
Bob: "No sweetheart, It was not for watching porn with another guy, and for the record I was not fired."
5 year old nephew Jay: "Mom said you were fired because your a pervert."
Simon [Jay's Dad]: "Hey, watching porn does not make you a pervert. Sorry you got fired Bob."
Bob: "Look everyone, I was not fired, I resigned... because the department does not support my life style with Frank. I'm moving to England and were getting married. happy holidays."

Happy Holidays to you all, may you all get what you ask for and find peace on earth.

~PVPeeved